Monday, March 21, 2016

DNA Away

Hey violent criminals: tired of always getting caught because you left traces of your DNA behind? Well, those days are over when you get new DNA Away!

Here’s how it works: Commit your heinous violent crime, and then spray DNA Away right on your victim and the scene of your crime, and it instantly wipes away all traces of your guilt! (DNA Away does not remove non-DNA evidence like footprints, tire tracks, security camera footage, ATM receipts or cell phone data, so take care of that stuff yourself.)

That’s DNA Away: Get yours today so you won’t “get yours” tomorrow!

With DNA Away, you’ll always GET Away!