Pray for a pink slip, it’s Job Killer, the slasher horror film!
In this horrific slasher-style body count horror movie, a man, driven insane from being fired so many times from so many different types of jobs, becomes a killing machine, horribly murdering and mutilating anyone he catches working any kind of job. Not even interns or volunteers are safe from his brutal wrath!
First he invades and kills the owner and employees of a costume shop, and then he uses the copious quantity of realistic-looking costumes to impersonate representatives of numerous types of jobs, using this camouflage to first trick his victims into lowering their guard, and then killing them in a manner befitting their choice of careers.
He wears a police uniform to infiltrate a police precinct where he first pepper sprays everyone and then shoots them to death, after tasering some for entertainment value. Next he wears a reflective vest, asphalt spreader’s boots and a road maintenance outfit to outwit men working on the roads, jackhammering them all into bloody pulps before flattening them with a steamroller. Next he wears a fast food restaurant uniform, acts like a new hire, and proceeds to catch the other workers off guard, kill them, dismember them, and serve them as hamburger meat and fried chicken nuggets. The list goes on and on, with our anti-heroic killer masquerading as different types of jobs and brutally slaying every one of his cohorts in a blood-soaked spree of carnage.
Can he be stopped before he leaves every type of job available for all applicants? Will he be caught before the want-ads section becomes the longest part of the newspaper? Will his rampage end before all accounts on LinkedIn are dead links and before this monster makes everyone on Monster.com log off for good out of fear? Will he kill himself when he discovers that killing has become his living? The only way to find out is to go, if you dare, to see the film that employs the most thrills and gore of any movie you’ve ever seen. The squeamish need not apply!
That’s Job Killer: Coming to a theater near you! You’ve never been so lucky to be unemployed!
Workers of the world unite in death!
