Monday, March 21, 2016

Professor Precipitation

Look out, it’s about to get wet in here, for here comes Professor Precipitation: Drought Destroyer!

Yes, Professor Precipitation is always bringing it down from above! Whether in the strip club, or the desert, or a drought-plagued farmland, he’s always making it rain! He’ll soak your socks, drown every drought, food every field, and wash away all worries! (Except for those without flood insurance.)

(Hey, maybe this character could work in an ad for flood insurance! He’s a superhero and a super villain at the same time: ending droughts, but also flooding homes!)