Look out, it’s about to get wet in here, for here comes
Professor Precipitation: Drought Destroyer!
Yes, Professor Precipitation is always bringing it down from
above! Whether in the strip club, or the desert, or a drought-plagued farmland,
he’s always making it rain! He’ll soak your socks, drown every drought, food
every field, and wash away all worries! (Except for those without flood
insurance.)
(Hey, maybe this character could work in an ad for flood insurance!
He’s a superhero and a super villain at the same time: ending droughts, but
also flooding homes!)
