The World Cup is really huge, and McDonald's is a big sponsor, so how come we haven't seen a Cristiano Ronaldo McDonald's ad? (I know: his team got eliminated; but he's still one of the best players in the world!) It would be so easy to make one, too! Because what's his name based on? It's Ronald, isn't it?* So then:
We see Cristiano Ronaldo with Ronald McDonald makeup on (or Cristiano Ronaldo with no makeup on, but in the Ronald McDonald yellow clown suit), and he gets a burger and juggles it, or something. Then the ad calls him: "Cristiano Ronaldo McDonaldo".
No? Okay, fine... (Buzzkill.)
* (Yes, he's named after Ronald Reagan. No, I'm not joking. Look it up.)
