Oh, no: it’s Smearo, super villain of reputation smearing!
If you’re vulnerable to having your reputation smeared or
your character assassinated, it’s time to quake with fear! Smearo is here-o to
make you quake with fear-o!
Infectious insinuations, gnarly gossip, awful allegations:
these are his weapons! Beware of social media, beware of your phone, beware of
your easily manipulated friends and acquaintances: Smearo knows all your
weaknesses, all your questionable past behaviors, mistakes, bad judgment calls,
all the skeletons in your closet: Smearo knows all! And with his super power of
not only omniscience but also writing brilliance, Smearo knows just what to say
and just how to word it to make the most embarrassing things about your life go
viral! Your social life and career possibilities will be gone forever once you
cross paths with Smearo: the most vicious super villain of the information age!
