Yes, it’s Don of the Dead, the shocking horror/crime movie that will shake down your spine for chills! You’ll need “protection” from the terror once you’ve seen it!
In this thrilling horror/crime film, there is a mafia war going on in the city, and many made men are getting rubbed out. Well, one particular Mafia don makes sure everyone killed in this mafia war, regardless of who they were or what side they were on, gets an extremely lavish sendoff, throwing an enormous funeral for each and every one of them, extending invitations of every mobster in town, causing each funeral to be the biggest party in town, and the one place where all mobsters, even those at war with each other, to come together peacefully and socialize. And, because of how wonderfully fun these funeral parties become, and how respectful they are to the memory of the deceased, all the mobsters come together to chip in to provide for the families of each dead Mafia “soldier”, buying homes for the wives, and setting up all-expenses-paid college funds for all the children. And so this one Mafia Don becomes loved and respected by all the underworld figures and their families. And also by some other important characters pretty soon…
Yes, pretty soon there is another group on the scene: zombie mafia guys! Yes, you see, as it happens the dead mafia “soldiers” are put back together for their funerals at a funeral home that just so happens to be next to a secret military weapons research facility experimenting with nuclear genetic bioweapons (or something equally preposterous and/or silly-sounding), and one day there is a radiation/chemical leak that soaks into the corpses being prepared at the mortuary (and also soaking into the ground of the nearby cemetery: one made specially for the Mafia guys, since the Catholic Church doesn’t want to have to bury them in their consecrated ground, seeing as how they’re criminals and stuff), and I brings all the dead Mafia guys back to life (!). And so, remembering how nice that one particular Mafia Don was to all of them and their families, they decide to pledge their undead allegiance to that funeral party Mafia boss and become his own personal zombie army, making him invincible!
Oh, but our zombie-ruling Don didn’t come by this situation by chance! Yes, you see, he knew about the experiments into zombie creation weaponry near the funeral home, and he purposefully gave wonderful funerals and helped Mafia families just so that the awakened Mafia zombies would think him a great guy and they’d want to work for him (!), and with this newfound power, he intends to conquer the city! (Or at least set up a protection racket to make people pay to avoid being attacked by zombies.) Moo hoo ha ha!!
It’s all the reanimated Mafia corpse mayhem you can handle, it’s Don of the Dead, coming soon to a theater near you!
