Phillips’ Colon Health “Constipation Contemplation” Ad (Proposed)

In this proposed ad for Phillips’ Colon Health, we see the famous Rodin sculpture of “The Thinker”, but sitting on a toilet, and the headline is: “Constipation Contemplation”. And the ad tells you that if you feel forever stumped, stuck sitting on the toilet contemplating what to do about your constipation problems, think no more about it, for your regularity problems are solved once and for all with Phillips’ Colon Health.