Midas is running ads these days with a shiny golden hand
mascot to represent the “Midas Touch” (as in turning everything to gold). And when
seeing these ads, they always make me wonder how many Wall Street guys
fantasize about getting hand jobs from that golden hand.
Maybe there’s a
special Wall Street call girl thing called the “Midas Touch”, where the call girls wear a
golden glove or something?
Here are a couple of examples of the golden hand ads:
