The Lego Movie was a big hit, so then obviously the public wants movies that have the sound "Lego" in the title. And there's just nothing everyone knows that has "Lego" in it like the Eggo Waffles slogan: "Leggo my Eggo"! And so now that we all agree that the next big movie will definitely be The Leggo My Eggo Movie, it only remains for us to come up with a plot for such a blockbuster.
Okay, so this is obviously going to be an animated action movie with some expert martial artist's kitchen infiltrated by deadly ninja assassins hell-bent on eating his Eggo waffles. But those are his waffles, and where he comes from, someone else eating your waffles is the ultimate insult, so he's going to have to fight to the death to retain them! And naturally, lots of people are killed horribly, but our hero prevails, and despite the fact that lots of blood was spilled upon said waffles, he eats them anyway, because that's what true warriors do, or something.
And so Eggo Waffles are shown to be the true food of the godly warrior spirit, and every tough guy ever caught eating anything else will be killed instantly, or at least beaten up, or maybe teased, or whatever.
And so the moral of the story is: when someone says: "Leggo my Eggo", you'd better obey (or else)!
