All the advertising I've seen for Lean Cuisine is aimed at women. But I'm a man, and I eat Lean Cuisine, so where's the advertising aimed at me? They're missing out on the male market by aiming all their advertising at women, because while most men don't like to use feminine stuff, they are really lazy about cooking. And I think men might buy more Lean Cuisine if the advertising targeted them with a manly campaign.
So, because AC/DC is a very manly band, I thought perhaps an AC/DC song, with altered lyrics, might make for a fun and effective Lean Cuisine ad targeting the (especially middle age) male demographic. (Middle age is where men really start to gain weight if they don't exercise enough.)
So here is my idea for a Lean Cuisine ad song, to the tune of "T.N.T.", by AC/DC (the chorus part and directly afterwards):
Lean Cuisine: it's a fresh bite,
Lean Cuisine: it's so healthy and light,
Lean Cuisine: it's a flavor load,
Lean Cuisine: the taste explodes!
It's healthy, its lean, its yummy cuisine,
It's a luscious meal,
It's so easy to heat and serve,
That's the deal,
So go to the grocers, and pick up a bunch,
Eat them for dinner, or eat them for lunch,
The food's healthy and sound,
You'll love to wolf them down.
'Cause it's Lean Cuisine: it's a fresh bite,
Lean Cuisine: it's so healthy and light,
Lean Cuisine: just heat it up,
Lean Cuisine: then eat it up!
This is "T.N.T.", by AC/DC (The chorus starts at 0:55):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOmM7j8c3bo
