Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Nekromantik Slogan?

Apparently there’s a German horror movie called Nekromantik, which is reportedly about some guy who cleans up crime scenes, and he brings home a corpse for his girlfriend and him to have sex with. I’ve never seen it, because it’s enough for me just to know that such a movie exists to turn my stomach. (Even though I might joke about such things, I would never want to see something like this.) But I think I have the perfect ad slogan for this movie anyway (at least it would be accurate):

Nekromantik: It puts the ‘rot’ and ‘ick’ in ‘erotic’!