Friday, November 18, 2016

Charter Spectrum Hawk Ad

Oh my God! Charter Spectrum is training hawks to attack people who have satellite TV! Help, help!

Oh, actually, never mind: I have Charter anyway. I guess I’m safe; for now…

But it’s clear that this new threat is real, and everyone is at risk who has satellite TV, so look out! (I think I read this ad was approved by the Chamber of Commerce when they missed the end of a football game because their satellite signal cut out due to the weather.)

Here’s this dastardly plot in action: