Oh my God! Charter Spectrum is training hawks to attack
people who have satellite TV! Help, help!
Oh, actually, never mind: I have Charter anyway. I guess I’m
safe; for now…
But it’s clear that this new threat is real, and everyone is
at risk who has satellite TV, so look out! (I think I read this ad was approved
by the Chamber of Commerce when they missed the end of a football game because
their satellite signal cut out due to the weather.)
Here’s this dastardly plot in action:
