A furious Swedish journalist has insulted our very own Bob Dylan because he cannot attend the Nobel Prize ceremony this December due to previous commitments, saying: “Bob Dylan has planted his last potato.”
So now I guess he’s going to have to do that jury-rigged hydroponic thing we all had to do in elementary school where he sticks toothpicks into the potato, puts it in a plastic glass, and puts water in the bottom of the glass?
And if Bob Dylan attempts to grow potatoes in the ground ever again, will the Swedish Special Forces guys will invade America and kidnap or kill him like our guys did to Osama bin Laden in Pakistan?
Here’s the perilously pissed-off potato piece:
