A lot of people are worried and spazzing about what will
happen to our country during the next administration given the, um, quality of
our candidates.
But it’s not all bad news. Look on the bright side!
Whichever candidate wins the presidency on Tuesday, they will have the effect
of:
Making America’s greatest catastrophes seem not so bad after
all
Making Gerald Ford seem graceful and coördinated
Making Jimmy Carter seem effective
Making George W. Bush seem brilliant
Making Barack Obama seem like a uniter
Making Joe Biden seem like he doesn’t just blurt out silly
things all the time
Making Sarah Palin seem hinged
Making Armageddon seem attractive
See? When you look at it like this, it’s possible to see a
silver lining of sorts.
