Saturday, November 5, 2016

Potential Viagra Slogans

Get Up
Think Hard
Man Up (Or: Man: Up!)
Rise to the Occasion
Up for Whatever
Get Uppity
Let’s Get It Up
Never Lets You Down
Things Are Looking Up
Stand Up and Be Counted
A Hard Man Is Good to Find
Pointing In the Right Direction
The Hardest Thing You’ll Ever Do
Pull Yourself Up by Your Boot Straps
That’s Erect (As a play on: “That’s correct.”)

And, of course: The Quicker Dicker Upper (A joke on the Bounty Paper Towels slogan)

(These are all from different spec ads found on this blog.)