Saturday, November 12, 2016

The Brotherhood of the Dropped Pants

In this companion movie to The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, we see the male version of the pants-related group, and it turns out to be a bunch of delinquents who send around a pair of pants to each other so that they can all take Instagram/Twitter photos of themselves mooning people all around the world whilst each of the young men wears, or rather, pulls down, the same pair of pants. And each of them tries to up the ante on the ridiculousness of their pants-dropping escapades, all of them trying to dare and push each other to outdo the most recent Instagram/Twitter photo, ratcheting up the level of danger, offensiveness, obscenity, etc., with each round, before then FedExing the pants to the next guy in line, and around and around again, shipping the pants to each other to drop trou again and again until they’re all arrested by local police, beaten to a pulp by offended onlookers, attacked by guard dogs, tasered by security personnel, killed in accidents with selfie sticks while roofing with pants around their ankles, etc.

It’s the most honest movie you will ever see about young men’s actual behavior, it’s: The Brotherhood of the Dropped Pants: Coming soon to a theater near you!