Spider-Vein-Man is a super villain who has lots of spider
veins, and who wears a clear spandex costume to show off all of his spider
veins. And, as his dreaded super power, Spider-Vein-Man can shoot spider veins
out of his wrists like Spider-Man can shoot webs, and wherever the sprayed
spider veins land on people they become actual spider veins on those people.
And, of course, Spider-Vein-Man could be a fun advertising
character for a product that minimizes or eradicates spider veins: Such a
product would surely be Spider-Vein-Man’s version of Kryptonite!
