Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Laxative “Fly Like an Eagle” Ad (Joke/Proposed)

Most laxatives work within 8 hours, so I thought it might be fun to show someone miserable because they’re constipated, and the announcer says that when you’re constipated, seconds seem to tick by like hours. But (whatever brand of laxative) works fast, so your torment will be short-lived. Then we hear the part from the song: “Fly Like an Eagle” by the Steve Miller Band that goes: “Tick, tock, tick; doo doo, doo doo!” And the guy looks at the clock (during the “Tick, tock, tick” part), feels a pang (“Doo doo, doo doo”), and goes to the bathroom. Then we hear a flush, and he comes out feeling all better. Then the announcer says: “(Whatever brand of laxative): Less ‘tick, tock, tick’, more ‘doo doo, doo doo’!”