Hide your eyes and ears, it’s Op Ed: Superhero of opinions!
Hiding under his secret identity of Opie Edwards, mild-mannered op-ed writer for a small newspaper, his superpower is to brainwash everyone with his super-powered opinions that he shoots out of his mouth for our ears to hear and through his fingers for our eyes to read!
Yes, plug your ears and avert your gaze, or else you will become a willing tool (or useful idiot) of Op Ed: Superhero of Opinions!
