A haunted cell phone is driving a young woman crazy,
endlessly ringing and tormenting her with texts and calls from a vicious
supernatural demonic entity. It accosts her so much, she screams every time the
phone rings or vibrates. Just then, we hear the landline telephone in her home
ring, and at first she screams, but then, realizing it’s a different phone,
with great trepidation she answers it, and it turns out to be a marketing call
from a mobile phone company offering her a new special deal on a smartphone
data plan. Annoyed with the telephone solicitation, she almost hangs up, but
just before she slams the phone down, she realizes that this could be the
solution to her problems. So she signs up with the company, and she throws her
old haunted cell phone out the window and into a river where it short-circuits
and sinks into the water and muddy bottom of the river, never to return. Then
she smiles and sighs with relief, and the announcer chimes in, saying: “Haunted
by your cell phone contract? Break free of the horror, with a new smartphone
plan from (whatever cell phone company)!”
