Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Crispy Crypt Cereal

Just in time for Halloween, it’s Crispy Crypt Cereal: coffin-shaped cereal with marshmallow skulls and headstones in a cardboard casket box! Start your mourning out fresh with Crispy Crypt Cereal! Bury it in milk and dig it up with a spoon for that freshly exhumed flavor every time! Put your hunger six feet under with Crispy Crypt Cereal! (Fortified with formaldehyde!)

(The name could also be: Crypt Crisp Cereal)