Just in time for Halloween, it’s Crispy Crypt Cereal:
coffin-shaped cereal with marshmallow skulls and headstones in a cardboard
casket box! Start your mourning out fresh with Crispy Crypt Cereal! Bury it in
milk and dig it up with a spoon for that freshly exhumed flavor every time! Put
your hunger six feet under with Crispy Crypt Cereal! (Fortified with
formaldehyde!)
(The name could also be: Crypt Crisp Cereal)
