Yes, it’s iBrows, the superhero team of thick eyebrows! It consists of Tyrone Power and Audrey Hepburn, fighting for thick eyebrows everywhere! (Yes, I know, but in truth they faked their deaths so they could fight against eyebrow enemies everywhere!)
And who is their arch nemesis? Why, it’s the Tweezer and his trusty sidekick Plucky! They pluck and pluck eyebrows until there are no eyebrows left at all! Then their dastardly partner in crime iPencil swoops in to trick victims into drawing eyebrows on, the ultimate in evil!
Will our heroic super team save thick eyebrows from the dastardly villains seeking to eradicate them? Tune in next week to find out: same iBrow time, same iBrow channel!
Oh, but just as the Tweezer and Plucky are put away, who comes to try to change public opinion to side with them against iBrows? Why, it's the super villain Monobrow! Yes, it's Monobrow, the villain who sprays potent hair tonic at people through super-accurate squirt guns, causing everyone to grow a monobrow! (Cloned from stem cells harvested from Bert's {from Bert and Ernie} solid monobrow, he seeks to turn the world into a singularity for singular brow lines!) Who wouldn't need tweezers after that? (Yes, it's a new challenge for iBrows: can they handle the threat, or are we all going to drown in monobrows?)
Oh, but just as the Tweezer and Plucky are put away, who comes to try to change public opinion to side with them against iBrows? Why, it's the super villain Monobrow! Yes, it's Monobrow, the villain who sprays potent hair tonic at people through super-accurate squirt guns, causing everyone to grow a monobrow! (Cloned from stem cells harvested from Bert's {from Bert and Ernie} solid monobrow, he seeks to turn the world into a singularity for singular brow lines!) Who wouldn't need tweezers after that? (Yes, it's a new challenge for iBrows: can they handle the threat, or are we all going to drown in monobrows?)
