Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Hillary Clinton to Hand Over Private Server to Department of Justice

Apparently the DOJ knows how to erase servers and destroy evidence better than Hillary’s campaign staffers do. (Why else would they want the server? They’re certainly not going to investigate anything or prosecute Hillary.)

Either that, or the DOJ will drag their feet, try to run out the clock, and if asked about it, answer only: “We cannot comment on an ongoing investigation.”

I’m glad an agency that’s so friendly with Hillary is on the case here! I’m sure they’ll get to the bottom of it! (<Erase all the incriminating evidence down to the last letter, that is.)

Here’s a serving of the scandalous server story:


(Isn’t it sad when the government becomes so corrupt and cynical, we lose all faith in it?)