Yes, finally it’s the greatest movie tie-in product since
Jaws joke toilet sharks, it’s: Psycho
Brand Kitchen Knives!
Yes, Psycho Brand
Kitchen Knives, the craziest way to prepare food at home!
You know you’ve all grabbed the big murder-sized carving
knife and made the: “Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!” sound, pretending to threaten someone
as a joke in the kitchen. But now you don’t have to, because Psycho Brand Kitchen Knives come with
their own battery-operated digital sound box right in the handle! Simply take
hold of the knife, and it makes the: “Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!” sound all by itself!
Joke with your friends! Scare your babsitter! Kill
unsuspecting hotel guests in the shower! It’s Psycho Brand Kitchen Knives: Order yours today; “Mother” insists you do!