Monday, August 3, 2015

Psycho Brand Kitchen Knives

Yes, finally it’s the greatest movie tie-in product since Jaws joke toilet sharks, it’s: Psycho Brand Kitchen Knives!

Yes, Psycho Brand Kitchen Knives, the craziest way to prepare food at home!

You know you’ve all grabbed the big murder-sized carving knife and made the: “Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!” sound, pretending to threaten someone as a joke in the kitchen. But now you don’t have to, because Psycho Brand Kitchen Knives come with their own battery-operated digital sound box right in the handle! Simply take hold of the knife, and it makes the: “Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!” sound all by itself!

Joke with your friends! Scare your babsitter! Kill unsuspecting hotel guests in the shower! It’s Psycho Brand Kitchen Knives: Order yours today; “Mother” insists you do!