When I was a kid, Frankenberry was big. But there’s a
question I always had about it, and that’s this: the Frankenstein monster (the
obvious inspiration for this cereal) was made from different people’s body
parts; so then doesn’t it follow that Frankenberry should be a multi-berry flavored
cereal that has Frankensteined berries, such as strawberries, blueberries,
raspberries, blackberries, etc., made into new, monstrous berries stitched
together? That would make a lot more sense to horror cereal kids everywhere, don’t you
think?
