Thursday, August 20, 2015

Fitbit Competitors

NagTag: The tag you wear that has an annoying voice to loudly nag and scream at you whenever you try to relax.

Fatbat: A bat you use to beat on and chase around overweight people in order to make them get up and run and exercise.

Shock Sock: The electrically charged socks that electrocute you when you remain seated for too long, making you jump up and run around from the pain.

RunGun: A gun you use to threaten out of shape people with so they will run away from you and get much needed exercise.

Jog Clogs: The clogs you strap onto your feet that contain small pins inside the soles of the clogs, which spring up and jab the soles of your feet, causing you to jump up and down and run around from the pain, getting healthful exercise in the process.