We keep seeing movies where someone develops a time machine
and they go back to Ancient Egypt or Ancient Rome. Well, I don’t think that
will be the popular place to go once time machines become time tourism, because
your dollar will be worth nothing there. Plus, with inflation, your money will be worth nothing in the future, too!
That’s right, time tourism will be into American’s past,
because at your currently meager salary, you can have a vast fortune at your
fingertips when traveling to yesteryear! Of course the time tourism company will have the means to print and
mint all the contemporaneous cash you’ll need for your trip through time to the
America of the past!
Go to Depression-era New York and live like Richie Rich or
Little Orphan Annie!
That’s Time Tourism: book your good old days vacation today!
(Dysentery and institutional bigotry included free of charge!)
