Is it Low T?

For a little while, there have been ads asking men if they have certain symptoms, and suggesting that perhaps their problem is ‘Low T’ (low testosterone). These ads are pretty funny to me, as I’d probably ask different questions to find out if a man actually had ‘Low T’. My ad would run more like this: “Not beating the crap out of people at the drop of a hat? Not raping people all the time like you used to? Not screaming: “What’re you lookin’ at!?” as often as you should? Have an embarrassingly clean criminal record? Still have all your hair? Maybe it’s ‘Low T’!”