Pirates of the Caribbean/Goldline movie tie-in: The announcer says: “Pirates of the Caribbean, brought to you by Goldline: When charting the perilous, uncertain seas of your financial future, there’s nothing more valuable for you to own than gold!” Then Geoffrey Rush as Barbossa says: “It’s easy to own gold, me maties! Just find someone who owns some, kill them and steal it! It’s just that easy!”
Finding Nemo/Van de Kamp’s frozen fish tie-in: “You’ll find Nemo and all his friends in every box of Van de Kamp’s fish sticks!”
The Exorcist/Andersen’s Pea Soup tie-in: They play the scene backwards where Regan is vomiting up all the green pea soup-looking vomit so it looks like she’s sucking it all up like a vacuum, and the announcer says: “Eat Andersen’s Pea Soup! The power of Christ compels you!”
Friday the 13th/Yoshi Blade tie-in: Jason breaks into a house where a bunch of kids are hanging out in the kitchen: one of them is making sandwiches on the island counter, with mayo, bread, cold cuts, etc., and a whole tomato sitting on the counter. Jason smashes through the door and stabs them all to death one by one with the Yoshi Blade knife, leaving the one making the sandwiches for last. After killing the last teenager, Jason stands at the island counter and faces the camera, saying: “And it will still slice a tomato.” And he demonstrates the continued sharpness of the Yoshi Blade knife by slicing the tomato perfectly.
Death Proof/Bridgestone Tires tie-in: They show the scene where Kurt Russell smashes his car into the four girls and one of his tires burns rubber on one of their faces, and the announcer says: “For serial murderers who count on their tires for successfully catching and killing their prey, it’s Bridgestone or nothing!”
