Beano, Beano, it’s really smart,
The more you take, the less you fart,
The less you fart, the better you smell,
So take some Beano, the gas it quells.
(Derived from the schoolyard poem:
Bean, beans, good for the heart,
The more you eat, the more you fart,
The more you fart, the better you feel,
So eat some beans with every meal.)
