A preacher says, in front of a group of worshippers: “Jesus,
deliver us to the promised land!” And just then, a UPS guy shows up, and the
preacher says: “What’s your business here?” And the UPS guy says: “Jesus sent
me to deliver you to the promise land. We deliver anything anywhere you want reliably,
at a price you can afford.” So they all load into the UPS truck, which is
impossibly large inside, like the TARDIS in Dr.
Who, and off they go. Then we cut to the congregation in Heaven, and one of
them says they didn’t expect to be brought to heaven in a UPS truck, but after all, the Lord works in
mysterious ways.
