Tuesday, November 11, 2014

UPS Evangelical Church Ad (Joke/Proposed)

A preacher says, in front of a group of worshippers: “Jesus, deliver us to the promised land!” And just then, a UPS guy shows up, and the preacher says: “What’s your business here?” And the UPS guy says: “Jesus sent me to deliver you to the promise land. We deliver anything anywhere you want reliably, at a price you can afford.” So they all load into the UPS truck, which is impossibly large inside, like the TARDIS in Dr. Who, and off they go. Then we cut to the congregation in Heaven, and one of them says they didn’t expect to be brought to heaven in a UPS truck, but after all, the Lord works in mysterious ways.