Hey, man: how come we all use this pansy-assed toothpaste
that’s all minty and stuff? Let’s get badass teeth like wild beasts and
carnivorous fish with Fierce Toothpaste!
Fierce Toothpaste comes in a variety of brands and flavors:
there’s Shark Toothpaste (seal and surfer flavored), Piranha Toothpaste
(Brazilian flavored), Lion Toothpaste (zebra and wildebeest flavored), and many
more!
Get the sharp snazzy snaggleteeth you most desire with
Fierce Toothpaste!
Gives you that "fresh kill" breath!
