Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Fierce Toothpaste

Hey, man: how come we all use this pansy-assed toothpaste that’s all minty and stuff? Let’s get badass teeth like wild beasts and carnivorous fish with Fierce Toothpaste!

Fierce Toothpaste comes in a variety of brands and flavors: there’s Shark Toothpaste (seal and surfer flavored), Piranha Toothpaste (Brazilian flavored), Lion Toothpaste (zebra and wildebeest flavored), and many more!

Get the sharp snazzy snaggleteeth you most desire with Fierce Toothpaste!

Gives you that "fresh kill" breath!