I just saw an ad for a credit card that suggested we turn
our miles red. Well, I can’t imagine how to do that.
Oh, wait: do they mean like Mad Max? You know, like running people over? Because if so, that
would be a great tie-in ad for the new Mad
Max movie!
But you know, this could refer to one of any number of
slasher movies, like, say The Texas Chain
Saw Massacre, Part 2: just stick your chain saw out the window, and turn
your miles red right there!
Wait, maybe they meant to chase people with cutlery in a
snowmobile? I’m not sure I get it.
Or maybe they didn’t mean red to be blood. Do you think
that’s not what they meant in the ad I saw?
