In this joke laxative ad, we hear a joke cover of the famous Crystals song: “Da Doo Ron Ron”, but with new lyrics, singing:
I’m feeling constipated so I take a pill,
Doo doo run run runs, doo doo run runs.
Some time later on my bowels will spill,
Doo doo run run runs, doo doo run runs.
Yeah, the hard poop spills,
Yeah, like I know it will,
And when I sit on the throne,
Doo doo run run runs, doo doo run runs.
(I’m almost sorry to make fun of this song, as it’s so great. But it also sounds like “Doo doo run runs”, so…)
This is “Da Doo Ron Ron”, for those who are unfamiliar with it:
(BTW: The Crystals had some of the greatest voices I’ve ever heard. They were my favorite group in elementary school.)