We see a scene from a Halloween movie, with a kid and a
babysitter running from Michael Myers (or a reasonable facsimile, for legal
reasons), and then the cops show up and shoot him, but the kid says: “You can’t
kill the boogeyman!” And immediately afterwards, Michael Myers gets up and starts
chasing them again, and then the camera zooms out, and we see that all this is
taking place inside someone’s nostril. And then the nostril person blows their
nose, and the boogeyman is blown out and captured in the Kleenex, after which
it is disposed of. Then we zoom back into the nostril, and the kid and
babysitter say they’ve been saved, and it’s a miracle. Then the announcer says:
“Kleenex gets rid of the boogey, man!” (Or: “Kleenex stops horrifying boogie,
man.”)
