Apparently cable news ratings are through the roof following the Paris terrorist attacks.
Now I understand why they’re always telling us about what terrorists did wrong and how they should have done it for it to have worked when they fail, and why they’re always exposing all the most vulnerable targets for terrorist attacks to do the most damage to our country.
Now I understand why they’re always telling us about what terrorists did wrong and how they should have done it for it to have worked when they fail, and why they’re always exposing all the most vulnerable targets for terrorist attacks to do the most damage to our country.
Maybe they’ll start perpetrating their own terrorist attacks soon just for the ratings.
I think I am throwing up in my own mouth right about now. (I usually throw up in other people's mouths. Yes, I am the one who killed the Spinal Tap drummer.* Sorry for that.)
Here’s the story:
* Just kidding. An inside joke for Spinal Tap fans.
