I heard somewhere that someone is considering bringing back
the pay toilet. That’s really asinine, but if they do bring them back, they
should create an EZ Pass for them, so you don’t have to have correct change
just to go potty. And if they bring them back, here’s how they could advertise
the EZ Pass:
“Now it’s EZ to pass urine and feces in pay toilets with the
new Pay Toilet EZ Pass!”
I guess the pay toilet EZ Pass could be like a belt buckle
or something that automatically opens the door to the stall for you when you
approach it.
