Dr. Who’s New TARDIS

Dr. Who has gotten into trouble lately in his TARDIS police box. Whenever he shows up anywhere, people start protesting, calling him a ‘pig’ and a ‘Nazi’, whipping out their cameras and cell phones and trying to goad him into violence. So the good doctor has decided to change the look of his TARDIS from a police box into a portable toilet, saying: “If I’m going to get sh!t all over wherever I go, I might as well be in an appropriate looking container.”