Cat Food Blofeld Ad (Joke/Proposed)

The James Bond movie villain Blofeld, we all know, has a fluffy white cat. And seeing as how Blofeld always does everything on a grand scale, I thought it might be fun to have a cat food ad where Blofeld has his henchmen kidnap the heads of many different cat food companies to see which cat food pleases his cat. And so cat food company president after cat food company president would present Blofeld’s cat with their best cat food, and the cat would sniff it and walk away, which leads to their merciless, brutal execution-style killings (pushed into a tank of hungry piranhas, fed to a roomful of starving rabid dogs, tied down naked and put into a cage of vultures, etc., with Blofeld saying after each one: "It seems my friend, you are tastier than your cat food."). But finally one brand of cat food would please Blofeld’s cat (the last one, obviously), and then Blofeld would threaten the world into selling this one brand of cat food only from now on, or else he’ll destroy the world or something. (<He’s always threatening to destroy the world if his demands aren’t met, but he never does it; but when it comes to pleasing the cat he loves, he really might do it this time…! Yikes!)