Now that the police will start having to wear body cameras, the
evidence in the videos may no longer support their version of events. That’s
why the police department is creating a team of special effects CGI artists to
animate their version of events into the video if they’re not already present.
And with the high quality of today’s CGI animation, and the low quality of body
camera footage, we’ll think their version of events is always substantiated!
And while this may not be such a great turn of events for
justice, think of all the jobs it will create for all the CGI artists who can’t
get into movies or TV! And after enough of their videos make it onto the news
to support police claims, the effects artists can get into the IATSE union! And
as long as they keep their mouths shut about what their job really was, they’ll stay out of jail to
make that move into TV and film work they’ve always wanted!
