Sunday, November 1, 2015

Chantix “Die Hard” Ad (Joke/Proposed)

We see Bruce Willis, from the Die Hard movies, just wrapping up defeating terrorists and such, like at the end of one of the Die Hard movies, when he’s immediately accosted by people smoking cigarettes and blowing the smoke in his face. He tries to run away down the sidewalk, but people continually emerge from buildings to light cigarettes directly in his path, making him want a cigarette, so he ducks down an alley where more people are smoking, and finally he emerges onto another sidewalk, but this time a giant lit cigarette (a man in a suit like one, or a CGI one with legs, arms, and a human face) accosts him. We see a close-up of Bruce Willis’s face, and we see that he wants a cigarette; but just then he remembers Chantix, and he reaches into his pocket to get some. Then the giant cigarette fades away, and all of a sudden, there are no more people smoking cigarettes out on the sidewalk anymore, and Bruce Willis breathes a big sigh of relief. Then the announcer says: “Old habits like smoking die hard. But Chantix helps you control the cravings so you can beat the smoking habit.”