Jurassic World was one of the biggest movies ever, so you
know there’s got to be a sequel. Well, here’s the plot, just leaked to me!
(Just kidding. But this ought to be the plot.)
It is after the
events of Jurassic World (which I haven’t seen, so give me a break if I
got it wrong), and I don’t have to tell you that nature has found a way, and
now dinosaurs are reproducing and spreading throughout the world. But does
humanity notice? Nope. World powers are fighting Islamic radicals in Syria, and
they’re shooting each other by accident, rather than the enemy, causing more
wars. You know what they say about too many cooks in the kitchen. So nobody
notices that dinosaurs are propagating everywhere. And what do you know, but
while we’re all distracted by news of protests and terrorism and all the new
wars, the dinosaurs creep up and eat every human being on the planet, and then
they take over. Oh, but it’s too bad that their brains are too small to
comprehend language, because some of the people they ate worked for a NASA
project to deflect an asteroid, and without these people’s efforts, the
asteroid strikes the Earth and kills the dinosaurs again. And, luckily for
humanity, all the crews of nuclear submarines are safe to repopulate the Earth!
Or, at least they would have been if they hadn’t decided they were enemies and
killed each other. The End.
I know sequels
can be lame and annoying sometimes, but honestly, wouldn’t you like to see this
movie? They will never make it, but I think they should. And maybe there could
be just a few seafaring dinosaurs survive for the sequel: who knows? And maybe
after becoming super intelligent due to radiation or whatever, they clone
humans for a theme park that goes wrong and repopulates the Earth with people
(because you know that nature finds a way), who then take the planet over again
and, when they're advanced enough, make another Jurassic Park, which
also goes wrong, because they lost all the history of what went wrong the last
time due to the meteor impact destroying all of human civilization as well as
the dinosaurs, so humans had to start from scratch or something. (Hey, it could
happen.)
