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Thursday, November 19, 2015
Rescue Inhaler Soccer Announcer Ad (Proposed)
During a televised soccer game at a bar (or a party in someone’s home), someone scores a spectacular goal, and the announcer shouts: “Go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!” But before he can finish, or even keep it going for very long, the announcer has shortness of breath that keeps him from continuing. Everyone watching the game gasps in surprise and moans in disappointment about the announcer’s inability to perform his goal cry, the part of the game all viewers love the most about soccer announcing. Then we hear a voiceover telling us about a rescue inhaler, and we see the announcer making an extremely long announcement of: “Go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oal!” and smiling.