Pie Brand Three Stooges Ad (Proposed)

We see the Three Stooges working as dessert caterers for a hoity-toity charity, Larry and Curly as waiters and Moe preparing the desserts. As Larry and Curly carry a tray of cream pies out to the guests (after serving most of the room), they drop it on a table, initiating a pie fight. As the pie fight gets out of hand, the waiters retreat to the preparation station, where the Three Stooges fight a losing pie fight battle against the guests. But soon they run out of cream pies, and they have to break out the prime stock of pies: (whatever brand of pies the ad is for) pies. But seeing Curly and Larry about to throw these pies, Moe slaps them across the face and says: “You numbskulls, not these pies!” And Larry and Curly ask why, and Moe says that’s because they’re (whatever brand of pie), the best pie in the world, and it would be a sin to waste one of these. And so as the guests encroach upon our heroes, Moe announces: “Stop throwing pies! If you won’t stop, we’ll have to start throwing (whatever brand of pies) pies!” at which point the guests beg them not to throw them and propose a ceasefire. Then we cut to a scene showing the Three Stooges and all the guests, covered in cream pies, enjoying eating the pies they didn’t throw: the pies being advertised in the spot.