Wednesday, November 4, 2015

What Burned King Tut’s Mummy?

I saw an episode of Secrets of the Dead on PBS last night called: “Ultimate Tut”, and in the show they explained many recent theories about how King Tut was killed, why his tomb is so small, etc., in addition to mentioning that his mummy was burned, and a theory claiming it was self-combusting linseed oil that was responsible. Well, I’m no scientist, but I think I know why King Tut’s mummy was burned: it was Aten’s revenge!

I’m sure you all remember that the Aten is the sun disk, and that Tutankhamun’s name was originally Tutankhaten, meaning: “living image of the Aten”. We also know that Tutankhamun abandoned his father Akhenaten’s new religion and returned to Thebes and the worship of Amun. Well, this probably made the Aten angry, and obviously after his death, the Aten got its revenge by burning King Tut’s mummy. And it only makes sense that if you got close to the sun disk, it would burn you, right? And so when the Aten entered Tutankhamun’s tomb, it burned him, and also caused those brown dots on the walls of the tomb the scientists are trying to trick us into believing are some kind of fungus because they don’t believe in ancient Egyptian deities.

This is all just common sense here, and the scientists are trying to mislead you so you won’t believe in Aten. But they’ll get theirs when the Aten cremates them later when it comes for revenge, mark my words. And I know I’m right because these scientists and archaeologists themselves said that no other tomb had the brown dots on the walls, and no other mummy was burned like King Tut’s mummy was, and also, no other pharaoh betrayed the Aten like King Tut did. And so, as you can see, it all makes perfect sense when you realize that Aten got revenge on King Tut.