I’m not sure shot put is the biggest TV draw for the
Olympics. But maybe an ad could change that? Here’s my suggestion:
We hear extreme death metal music, like, say Deicide, while
we watch an American shot putter throw the shot put in competition, and the
announcer says: “The Shot Put: It’s like 30 minutes of death metal energy
condensed into three seconds!”
The music to go along with this video would be, let’s say,
from Deicide’s first album, at around 0:48 on the attached video, where the
singer screams: “Yeeeaaaggghhh!”:
