Thursday, August 4, 2016

Rejected Ashley Madison Advertising Slogans

“Life is short, and it will be even shorter when you have an affair, and your spouse walks in on you.”

“Life is short, and so is your penis. But a new lover won’t know that yet.”

“Spice up your love life via flirt fests with a computer simulated flirt bot.”

“The women are fake, but the cheating is real.”

“Instant divorce: just add emails.”

“Want to spice up your life? Pay alimony and child support!”

“Are you bored with your husband or wife? We can help you ruin your life!”