Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Trump Brand Binkies

Want to stop babies from crying at your rallies? Then get Trump Brand Binkies!

They’re made of the best, highest quality gold-plated rubber for the ultimate in luxury pacification; plus, classy babies prefer them to a silver spoon in their mouth!

Trump Brand Binkies: So you’ll never have to kick a baby out of your rally!

Here’s the sucking story: