Tuesday, August 2, 2016

The Beverly Hillbillies / Wrong Turn Mashup Horror Movie

Jed Clampett was a poor mountaineer who barely kept his family fed, so he occasionally set up fake detour signs along the highway service roads drivers sometimes used to try to avoid backed up traffic, and when the drivers followed the detour back into the wilderness, he would slash their tires with a spike strip, kidnap the drivers, along with any passengers unlucky enough to be with them, and then he’d staughter and butcher them and feed them to his family, claiming the meat was “road kill” (which technically was kind of accurate). Then he collected all the oil from all of his victims’ cars, and he poured it into a hole in the ground to make it look like he had legitimately struck oil on his property, he sold his land to an oil company, moved to Beverly Hills, and he continued his cannibalistic activities there, where horrific hilarity ensued.