Thursday, August 18, 2016

Photo Finish Camera

What’s wrong with the photo finish camera? I think it’s stoned or something.

Seriously: Look at these pictures and tell me it’s not stoned (Is this what it looked like to you? I watched these races, and it looked normal to me.):

I don’t remember Allyson Felix having those claws of death, or Shaunae Miller being Plasticwoman. Did I miss it?

Here are some other examples of the mind-bending quality of the angel dust smoking photo finish camera:

Seriously: If it’s not stoned, why doesn’t it look like a normal photograph? Because they want us to smoke angel dust too to see what they see? Is that what they want?